January 2010
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Dear followers:
Do any of you have a Twitter account?
Jan 20th
fmylife: Today, as I walked into my class, someone shouted at me, “Wild Snorlax Appeared! Use Your Ultra Balls!”, since I am overweight and everyone in class laughed at me. I got made fun of by Pokemon nerds. FML xD
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Taylor Gang!
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“You may be on meds and shit, but that doesn’t mean you’re not made...”
– a text message from my friend Brett
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I doubt people will, but...
http://absentmindedmolato.tumblr.com/ask
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I look online, I ask friends, family, co-workers,...
(via streetlevel) Try Xanax. Do it when your sleepy. Knocks you right the hell out.
Jan 13th
Gettin' my Cudi on.
Currently playing: “Heaven at Nite”
Jan 12th
A thought
I was talking to some guy on Facebook last night (he’s actually the best friend of one of my guy friends) and he started to randomly flirt with me. It was kind of weird because guys don’t ever flirt with me. Ever. Eventually we switched over to texting and he “accidentally” (I don’t think it was an accident to be honest) sent me a body shot picture. He also randomly...
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OMG HAS NOBODY SEEN I LOVE YOU, MAN?
spiritguide: Christ! I don’t need to go out on a date with a girl. I’m straight, I’ve had a boyfriend for 3 years. Okay. I need a girl who is a friend to go hang out with me. A girl date? Go watch I Love You, Man. Paul Rudd and Jason Segel are in it. I’m surprised at you, Tumblr. Good grief. Slappin’ duh bass. B]
Jan 12th
"your dick suckin is awesome"
What a lovely compliment.
Jan 12th
My poor car. =[
The exhaust manifold on my car is messed up so my poor Camry is in the shop right now. It’s going to cost about 350 to repair.
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scottzander started following you
Thank ya.
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fmylife: Today, some drunk dude broke into my house while my parents were out. Scared, I asked him what he wanted, his response was “cookies.” FML If only this were the case for most break-ins.
Jan 11th
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Oh shit, son.
I tried Xanax for the first time Saturday evening. Tell me why after I got home my ass didn’t wake up till 6pm Sunday evening. Crazy.
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